12 Angry Men (1957)
Genre: Basically a stage play
Runtime: 01:36
The fantasy of the system working brought to the big screen.
Rating: ★★★★☆
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Runtime: 02:28
A very slow film, 1/3 of which is really good.
3 Idiots (2009)
Runtime: 02:51
A very long bollywood film that is basically a miniseries about some friends in college.
4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007)
Runtime: 01:48
The courage and friendship of two Romanian college students is tested when Gabita (Laura Vasiliu) discovers that she is pregnant by her boyfriend (Alex Potocean), and seeks an illegal abortion with the help of her classmate Otilia (Anamaria Marinca).
500 Days of Summer (2009)
Runtime: 01:31
Some Zooey Deschanel dreck. Not sure why I have this.
8 Mile (2002)
Runtime: 01:45
My name's Eminem,
and I'm here to say,
I made a movie,
and I don't like gays.
A Bittersweet Life (2005)
Runtime: 01:59
Kim Sun-woo is sent by his crime boss employer to shadow his young mistress, Heesoo, to find out whether she is seeing another man. His instructions are to kill them both if it is true.
A Boy and His Dog (1975)
Runtime: 01:30
In the post apocalypse everyone is real misogynist/rapey, and there are secret underground racists that wanna steal your sperm.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
A Canterbury Tale (1944)
Runtime: 02:05
Three modern day pilgrims investigate a bizarre crime in a small town on the way to Canterbury.
A Christmas Story (1983)
Runtime: 01:33
If I tell Americans I don't like this film they get upset.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Runtime: 02:16
Old Stanley Kubrick film where they say things like "scroobles" and do violence.
A Field in England (2013)
Runtime: 01:30
Two men capture a small group of deserters during England's civil war. After the captives ingest some wild mushrooms, they fall victim to the powerful energies of a mystical field.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
Runtime: 01:40
Iranian vampire film
A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit (1989)
Runtime: 00:23
The OG. Brilliant stop motion short film.
Rating: ★★★★★
A Monster Calls (2016)
Runtime: 01:48
Conor, a twelve-year-old boy, encounters an ancient tree monster who proceeds to help him cope with his mother's terminal illness and being bullied in school.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Runtime: 01:31
A young girl realises that she has to stay awake at any cost to avoid the clawed killer who is butchering her friends one by one in their dreams.
Rating: ★★★★☆
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) (Red Letter Media Commentary)
Runtime: 01:32
Commentary by our parasocial friends at Red Letter Media
Rating: ★★★★☆
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Runtime: 01:25
All the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are very silly and fun. This one is also gay.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors (1987)
Runtime: 01:36
All the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are very silly and fun.
Rating: ★★★★☆
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 - The Dream Master (1988)
Runtime: 01:33
All the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are very silly and fun.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - The Dream Child (1989)
Runtime: 01:29
All the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels are very silly and fun.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
Runtime: 01:40
Bob Arctor, an undercover agent, is on a mission to investigate groups involved in the drug trade. In the process, he becomes a drug addict and tries to protect his secret identity.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
A Soap (2006)
Runtime: 01:43
Charlotte (Trine Dyrholm), the owner of a beauty salon, breaks up with her abusive boyfriend and moves into her own apartment. Below her lives Veronica (David Dencik), a preoperative transsexual. The two become tentative friends after Charlotte saves Veronica's life, and Veronica protects Charlotte from her ex-lover. Both are surprised and confused when friendship turns into romance.
A Touch of Sin (2013)
Runtime: 02:09
Four outcasts on the edges of a rapidly changing China channel their rage into a bloody rampage.
A Town Called Panic (2009)
Runtime: 01:17
Brilliant, silly French stop motion about a cowboy, and indian, and a horse that share a house.
Rating: ★★★★★
A Tree of Palme (2002)
Runtime: 02:17
Weird cheap anime, that I wish I liked.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
A Trip to the Moon (1902)
Runtime: 00:15
A silly film from before films were good.
A Week Alone (2007)
Runtime: 01:55
Some children spend a week alone. It's fucking boring.
Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆
Aachi and Ssipak (2006)
Genre: Korean animation
Runtime: 01:22
In a world where energy is derived from excrement, people receive addictive frozen treats for every successful bowel movement.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Runtime: 01:22
A film in which comedy duo Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein.
Aeon Flux (2005)
Runtime: 01:32
Bad film based on a good cartoon.
Airplane (1980)
Runtime: 01:24
It's a plane based disaster film, but wacky.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Akira (1988)
Runtime: 02:04
Two friends allow a small disagreement to escalate.
Rating: ★★★★★
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Runtime: 01:15
Who cares.
Alien (1979)
Runtime: 01:51
Everything was fine in capitalist-Hell-space, until an alien shoes up.
Alien 3 (1992) (Special Edition)
Runtime: 02:24
A third film about scary aliens.
Aliens (1986) (Directors Cut)
Runtime: 02:28
Longer version of a film with a scary alien.
Aliens (1986) (Theatrical Cut)
Runtime: 02:17
Shorter version of a film with a scary alien.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Almost Famous (2000)
Runtime: 02:03
Fifteen-year-old William Miller accompanies Stillwater, a rock band, on their tour in order to write an article about them and learns about relationships along the way.
Amélie (2001)
Runtime: 01:56
Twee French woman wobbles around for a bit.
Amer (2009)
Runtime: 01:30
Amer is a 2009 Belgian-French thriller horror film written and directed by Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani and starring Cassandra Forêt, Bianca Maria D'Amato, Charlotte Eugène Guibeaud, and Marie Bos. The film is a giallo in three parts.
American Animals (2018)
Runtime: 01:56
In an attempt to perform a brave robbery, four young men, Spencer Reinhard, Warren Lipka, Eric Borsuk and Chas Allen, decide to steal valuable books from the school's library.
American Psycho Uncut (2000)
Runtime: 01:42
Patrick Bateman, a wealthy investment banker, hides his psychopathic ego from his friends. Later, his illogical fantasies escalate and he submits to an uncontrollable bloodlust.
American Splendor (2003)
Runtime: 01:41
Harvey Pekar, a file clerk at a local hospital, gets inspired to write his own brand of comic book series after he meets Robert Crumb, an artist and music enthusiast.
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
Runtime: 01:37
Film set in London about a werewolf who is not from London.
An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018)
Genre: Comedy/Crime
Runtime: 01:47
Lulu Danger's unhappy marriage takes a turn for the worse when a mysterious man from her past comes to town to perform. Some of the guys from Flight of the Concords are in this.
Angels with Dirty Faces (1938)
Runtime: 01:37
Early on two pickpocketing best friends were separated. One was sent to reform school and the other to be a priest. In this love-loyalty melodrama we see different transitions and how people change.
Animal Crackers (1930)
Mrs Rittenhouse invites Captain Spaulding, an African explorer, for a house party at her estate. However, things go wrong after a painter arrives with one of his most valuable works of art.
Animal Farm (1954)
Runtime: 01:12
A film that says a lot about society, and pigs.
Annie Hall (1977)
Runtime: 01:33
Alvy Singer, a divorced Jewish comedian, reflects on his relationship with ex-lover Annie Hall, an aspiring nightclub singer, which ended abruptly just like his previous marriages.
Antichrist (2009)
Runtime: 01:44
While a married couple (Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg) is having sex, their infant son in a nearby room falls out a window to his death. She becomes distraught and is hospitalized, but her husband, who is a psychiatrist, attempts to treat her. Deciding that she needs to face her fears, he takes her to a cabin in the woods where she spent a previous summer with the boy.
Appleseed (1988)
Runtime: 01:07
Classic cyberpunk anime.
Appleseed (2004)
Runtime: 01:45
Not super excited to see this because it's CG anime.
Appointment with Death (1988)
Runtime: 01:38
Poirot investigates the death of a widow. The prime suspects are her children, who discovered that she had destroyed their father's will, which would have freed them from their tyrannical stepmother.
Arachnophobia (1990)
Genre: SPIDERS!
Runtime: 01:49
SPIDERS!
Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
Army of Darkness (1992)
Runtime: 01:20
Zombie-battling hero Ash takes on an army of skeletons after being sent back in time.
Arrietty (2010)
Runtime: 01:34
A Ghibli film about a little lady.
Arrival (2016)
Genre: Sci-fi
Runtime: 01:58
Louise Banks, a linguistics expert, along with her team, must interpret the language of aliens who have come to Earth in a mysterious spaceship.
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Runtime: 01:37
Charming Christmas film about feuding family of Santas, by Aardman.
Rating: ★★★★☆
As If I Am Not There (2009)
Runtime: 01:45
After just moving to Sarajevo, a young woman is imprisoned in a Bosnian war camp.
Assassin 33 A.D. (2020)
Runtime: 01:48
Christian/racist film about terrorists travelling back in time to assassinate Jesus. Apparently has good/interesting explanations for how time travel works.
Asterix and the Vikings (2006)
Runtime: 01:15
The Vikings discover locations devoid of people after another raid. The enemies have destroyed them, so they are on the chase for a Champion of Fear, who can teach them to fly, making them invincible.
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)
Genre: Shlock
Runtime: 01:02
Film about giant leeches attacking something.
Attack the Block (2001)
Runtime: 01:24
A group of valiant teenagers ventures out to battle a savage alien incursion. With the invasive species jeopardising their vicinity in South London, they fight to succeed in their mission.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Audition (1999)
Runtime: 01:55
Babette's Feast (1987)
Runtime: 01:43
Beautiful but pious sisters Martine and Philippa grow to spinsterhood under the wrathful eye of their strict pastor father on the forbidding and desolate coast of Jutland, until one day, Philippa's former suitor sends a Parisian refugee named Babette to serve as the family cook.
Baby Driver (2017)
Runtime: 01:52
Baby Driver is a 2017 action film written and directed by Edgar Wright.
Bad Biology (2008)
Runtime: 01:24
A woman with a mutation that gives her an insatiable desire for sex and a man with a drug-addicted penis come together in an orgy of uncontrollable and grotesque sexual excess.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Bad Santa (2003)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:28
A film about a Santa who is bad.
Bad Taste (1987)
Runtime: 01:31
G-men learn that aliens are harvesting New Zealanders for an intergalactic restaurant in this gory horror parody.
Bang Gang (A Modern Love Story) (2015)
Genre: Horny/French
Runtime: 01:37
Horny French film about promiscuous teens.
Barbarella (1968)
A sexy space minx learns to save the universe with her sexiness.
Baron Prasil (1962)
Runtime: 01:19
The outrageous Baron Munchausen tells of his many adventures, from meeting the Man in the Moon to defeating a Turkish army all by himself.
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Runtime: 03:05
Barry, an Irish rogue, gets into a relationship with a rich widow and cheats his way to the top of the 18th-century British society, by assuming the identity of her dead husband.
Basic Instinct (1992)
Runtime: 02:08
The film that we all know about because there's an oft-parodied scene where a lady shows some policemen her vagina.
Basket Case (1982)
Runtime: 01:31
A grotesquely deformed Siamese twin joins forces with his brother to stalk the physician who separated them at birth.
Batman: Mask of The Phantasm (1993)
Runtime: 01:16
A fun, if somewhat predictable, TV animated movie.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Batman (1989)
Runtime: 02:06
Batman, a masked vigilante from Gotham City, fights against evil to keep its citizens safe. He must battle Jack Napier, who turns into the Joker and threatens to take over Gotham City.
Batman Returns (1992)
Runtime: 02:03
When Max, an entrepreneur, and criminal Penguin team up to wreak havoc in Gotham City, Batman decides to stop them. Catwoman's alter ego, Selina Kyle, seeks revenge on Max for trying to kill her.
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)
Runtime: 01:33
In the wake of her father's ill health and the flooding of her home, Hushpuppy, a six-year-old girl, must brave prehistoric creatures called aurochs and seek out her lost mother.
Beauty And The Beast (2014)
Runtime: 01:53
Franco-German romantic fantasy film based on the traditional fairy tale of the same name. Not sure why I have this? Costumes look kinda cool.
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Runtime: 01:52
Weird movie about finding a hole in a wall that leads to the inside of a celebrity's head.
Being There (1979)
Runtime: 02:09
A simple gardener named Chance has spent all his life in the house of an old man. When the man dies, Chance is put out on the street with no knowledge except what he has learned from television.
Belladonna Of Sadness (1973)
Runtime: 01:27
A peasant woman is raped by the local lord on her wedding night. To take revenge, she makes a pact with the Devil himself who appears as an erotic sprite and transforms her into a black-robed vision of madness and desire.
Benedetta (2021)
Runtime: 02:11
Sexy nun film by the Robocop guy.
Bennys Video (1992)
Runtime: 01:49
Benny's Video is a 1992 Austrian-Swiss psychological horror film directed by Michael Haneke and set in Vienna. The plot of the film centers on Benny, a teenager who views much of his life as distilled through video images, and his well-to-do parents Anna and Georg, who enable Benny's focus on video cameras and images.
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Runtime: 01:45
Mikey, police officer Axel Foley's friend, is murdered soon after he arrives in Detroit. When Axel takes up the investigation, he finds himself embroiled in the criminal world of Beverly Hills.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
Runtime: 01:35
Sci Fi channel sequel to Re-Animator.
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
Runtime: 01:49
A heavily sedated woman (Eva Allan) with ESP tries to escape from the secluded commune where she's been held captive.
Bilitis (1977)
Runtime: 01:35
Horny French film about a girl who gets involved with a married couple and fucks up their relationship.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
Runtime: 01:31
A washed up Bill and Ted face the music.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Runtime: 01:33
Two robots Evil Bill and Evil Ted are sent by Chuck De Nomolos to the 20th century where they try to stop their doppelgangers Bill and Ted respectively from winning a band competition.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Runtime: 01:29
Bill & Ted's go on an excellent adventure.
Birdman (2014)
Runtime: 01:59
Riggan Thomson, a fading cinema star, plans to resurrect his career with a passionate Broadway production. However, during rehearsals, his co-star is injured forcing him to hire a new actor. The whole movie is in "one shot", which isn't impressive these days when you can make extensive use of camera trickery and CGI.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Black Christmas (1974)
Runtime: 01:37
During their Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked by a stranger.
Black Jack the Movie (1996)
Runtime: 01:35
Mediocre anime.
Black Moon (1975)
Runtime: 01:40
A war is struck between men and women. A young girl escapes from the horror and bumps into a family with a unicorn and an old woman who keeps herself connected to the world through the radio.
Black Narcissus (1947)
Runtime: 01:41
A group of nuns struggle to establish a convent in the Himalayas, while isolation, extreme weather, altitude, and culture clashes all conspire to drive the well-intentioned missionaries mad.
Black Rain (1989)
Runtime: 02:05
An American cop insists on sticking his big beak in on a trip to Japan.
Blancanieves (2012)
Runtime: 01:45
Silent Spanish retelling of Snow White that Willy D. wanted to see.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Runtime: 01:32
A corrupt politician in the Wild West wishes to evict an entire town to make room for a new railroad. To accomplish this, he makes the governor appoint the town's first African-American sheriff.
Blood Machines (2020)
Runtime: 00:57
An artificial intelligence escapes a spaceship to challenge two blade runners to a chase.
Blood Simple (1984)
Genre: Coen brothers
Runtime: 01:35
A man hires detectives to find out whether or not his wife has been cheating on him. He orders the detective to kill her off if his suspicions turn out to be true.
Rating: ★★★★★
Bloodsport (1988)
Runtime: 01:32
Frank Dux, an American soldier who is skilled in the ways of the ninjutsu, leaves the army life behind to participate in a secret martial arts tournament.
Blue Ruin (2013)
Genre: Independant film
Runtime: 01:30
Dwight Evans, a drifter, learns that Wade, the man who killed his parents, is released from prison. He visits his hometown in order to exact revenge on Wade and seek closure.
Blue Velvet (1986)
Runtime: 02:00
Oh, I don't know.
Rating: ?????
Body Double (1984)
Runtime: 01:54
Jake, a failed actor, starts house-sitting for his friend and becomes obsessed with a neighbourhood girl. His voyeuristic tendencies land him in trouble when he becomes a prime suspect for a murder.
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
Runtime: 02:12
In the Old West, a sheriff (Kurt Russell), his deputy (Richard Jenkins), a gunslinger (Matthew Fox),and a cowboy (Patrick Wilson) embark on a mission to rescue three people from a savage group of cave dwellers.
Born Innocent (1974)
Runtime: 01:38
Born Innocent is a 1974 American made-for-television drama film. Highly publicized and controversial, Born Innocent was the highest-rated television movie to air in the United States in 1974. The movie deals with the physical, psychological and sexual abuse of a teenage girl.
Boulevard (2014)
Runtime: 01:28
A married man's (Robin Williams) long-suppressed sexual identity slowly emerges when picks up a male hooker (Roberto Aguire) and pays him for companionship rather than sex.
Boxing Helena (1993)
Runtime: 01:45
Film in which a woman named Helena is made boxable, by having her limbs removed against her will by a doctor who falls in love with her. Directed by David Lynch's 18 year old daughter.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Boys Dont Cry (1999)
Runtime: 01:58
Teena Brandon, a young transgender, adopts a male identity and becomes romantically involved with Lana, a single mother. However, he lies to her about his troubled past and sex change.
Brain Damage (1988)
Runtime: 01:25
An unwary teenager falls into a deadly relationship with a centuries-old parasite that thrives on human brains.
Brainstorm (1983)
Runtime: 01:46
A research scientist, Walken has been experimenting with a revolutionary brain-reading device. This wondrous machine is able to read a person's thought processes and translate these to videotape.
Brazil (1985)
Runtime: 02:23
A bureaucrat in a dystopic society becomes an enemy of the state as he pursues the woman of his dreams.
Rating: ★★★★★
Breeders (1986)
Genre: Schlock
Runtime: 01:13
A detective (Lance Lewman) and doctor (Teresa Farley) tie rapes to bug-eyed aliens who are posing as humans in order to multiply.
Bride Of Re-Animator (1990)
Runtime: 01:36
Two scientists (Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott) build a tall she-monster around the heart of one's long-gone girlfriend.
Broken Flowers (2005)
Runtime: 01:41
Don Johnston is taken for a surprise, when he receives a letter from his ex-lover, informing him about his son, whom he didn't know about.
Buffalo '66 (1998)
Runtime: 01:49
Billy kidnaps a young dancer, Layla, and asks her to pretend to be his wife so that he can please his parents. While Layla is initially hesitant, she falls in love with him.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Runtime: 01:25
It's what the TV show is based on. It's a more campy though.
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Genre: Detective/Children's
Runtime: 01:33
Unusual spoof of old gangster movies in which a cast made up entirely of children sings and dances its way around Prohibition-era sets, substituting toy guns and whipped cream for machine guns and bullets.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Bunraku (2010)
Runtime: 01:59
Under the guidance of a local bartender, a mysterious drifter and a young Japanese warrior must join forces to take on Nicola, a contemptuous criminal, and his gang of killers.
But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
Genre: Gay/Comedy
Runtime: 01:28
A naive teenager is sent to rehab camp when her straitlaced parents and friends suspect her of being a lesbian.
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud (1989)
Runtime: 01:24
Teens (Brian Robbins, Bill Calvert) free the corpse of a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller called Bud (Gerrit Graham).
Cabin In The Woods (2011)
Runtime: 01:31
Typical cabin-in-the-woods horror film, with the twist being a group of people manipulating the supernatural events from behind the scenes.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Caddyshack (1980)
Runtime: 01:38
A young caddie wants to pursue a scholarship at an elite country club so that he can join a college. However, to achieve his goal, he must get in the good books of Judge Smails and win a tournament.
Call Me Lucky (2015)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:45
Barry Crimmins finds success as a stand-up comic and club owner, while also becoming an activist against child sexual abuse.
Candy (1968)
Runtime: 02:04
A naive blond beauty (Ewa Aulin) meets a Mexican gardener, boozing Welsh poet (Richard Burton), hunchback, guru (Marlon Brando), surgeon and general.
Cannibal the Musical (1993)
Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie (1999)
Runtime: 01:22
Sakura Kinomoto, mistress of the Clow Cards, faces not only the wrath of an unsealed Clow Card, she also faces her own feelings for her friend Syaoran Li, who returns from Hong Kong for a visit.
Carrie (1976)
Casablanca (1942)
Genre: Drama/Romance
Runtime: 01:42
During WWII, Rick, a nightclub owner in Casablanca, agrees to help his former lover Ilsa and her husband. Soon, Ilsa's feelings for Rick resurface and she finds herself renewing her love for him.
Casper (1995)
Runtime: 01:40
A silly kids film, but has some surprisingly nice sets. Held up better than I expected.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Cats Don't Dance (1997)
Runtime: 01:11
A film about cats unable to dance.
Catwoman (2004)
Runtime: 01:44
I never intend to watch this.
Celluloid Nightmares (1988)
Genre: Japanese horror
Runtime: 01:04
A gruesome snuff video is found in a sex booth. It shows a young woman who is tortured, killed, and dismembered by an unknown sadist. Hisayasu Sato’s regular Kiyomi Ito begins to investigate the videotape. Some guy on Letterbox says to ignore the pervy poster, but I'm not sure.
Censor (2021)
Runtime: 01:23
A British film censor links a disturbing horror movie to her sister's mysterious disappearance.
Chained For Life (2019)
Runtime: 01:31
A beautiful actress struggles to connect with her disfigured co-star on the set of a film.
Chicago 10 (2007)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:39
Deftly combining contemporary commentary with archival materials and animated reenactments, "Chicago 10" examines the demonstrations at the 1968 Democratic Convention and their eruption into rioting in the wake of police provocation.
Children of Men (2006)
Runtime: 01:49
In 2027, 18 years of human infertility have left society on the verge of extinction. When one woman miraculously gets pregnant, Theo, a bureaucrat, must transport her to safety.
Chizuko's Younger Sister (1991)
Runtime: 01:59
Follows two sisters, one clumsy and ignored, the other a perfect child. After the latter dies in an accident, she returns as a ghost to guide her little sister.
Chocolate (2008)
Runtime: 01:32
A fun looking Thai martial arts film.
Choujin Densetsu Urotsukidouji (1989)
Runtime: 01:46
👀
Christmas in Connecticut (1945)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:41
A lady finds herself in a bind at Christmas, and falls for a guy, despite being betroved to another guy who sucks.
Christmas In Connecticut (1992)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:33
Made for TV remake of Christmas In Connecticut. Directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger??
Chronicle (2012)
Runtime: 01:29
Three high school friends stumble upon a discovery that empowers them with superhuman powers. What begins as fun and games soon turns into a dark nightmare as they lose control over themselves.
Chronopolis (1983)
Chungking Express (1994)
Runtime: 01:42
Cop 663 (Tony Leung Chiu Wai) is distraught with heartbreak over a breakup. But when his ex drops a spare set of his keys at a local cafe, a waitress (Faye Wong) lets herself into his apartment and spruces up his life.
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Runtime: 04:08
Young Salvatore Di Vita discovers the perfect escape from life in his war-torn Sicilian village: the Cinema Paradiso movie house, where projectionist Alfredo instills in the boy a deep love of films.
Citizen Kane (1941)
Runtime: 01:59
The investigation of a publishing tycoon's dying words reveals conflicting stories about his scandalous life.
Rating: ★★★★★
Climax (2018)
Runtime: 01:36
When members of a dance troupe are lured to an empty school, drug-laced sangria causes their jubilant rehearsal to descend into a dark and explosive nightmare as they try to survive the night -- and find out who's responsible -- before it's too late.
Color Out Of Space (2019)
Colossal (2016)
Runtime: 01:49
Gloria returns to her hometown after being deserted by her boyfriend. As news reaches her about a monster destroying Seoul, she comes to realize she plays a more active role in the catastrophic event.
Rating: ★★★★★
Coming Home (1978)
Runtime: 02:07
The wife of a Marine serving in Vietnam decides to volunteer at a local veterans hospital to occupy her time. There she meets a frustrated wheelchair-bound vet who has become disillusioned with the war. They develop a friendship that soon turns into a romance, but then her husband, and fucks that up.
Coming to America (1988)
Runtime: 01:56
Eddy Murphy being a silly foreign man.
Cool World (1992)
Coonskin (1975)
Runtime: 01:22
Well intentioned animation about racism, that looks racist.
Cosmopolis (2012)
Runtime: 01:14
A billionaire currency speculator sets out on a path of self-destruction as he watches his life unravel in the face of marital woes, health problems and the financial crisis.
Cowboy Bebop The Movie: Knockin' On Heaven's Door (2001)
Crash (Uncut) (1996)
Genre: Cronenburg
Runtime: 01:36
A film about a film producer as he becomes involved with a group of symphorophiliacs who are sexually aroused by car crashes.
Creepshow (1982)
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Runtime: 02:00
A compendium of five short but terrifying tales.
Creepshow 2 (1987)
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Runtime: 01:28
Based on the EC comics of the 1950s, George A.Romero and Stephen King bring 3 tales of terror to the screen.
Creepshow 3 (2006)
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Runtime: 01:40
Ghoulish stories revolve around a remote control, a strange radio, a murderous call girl (Camille Lacey), an engagement and a ghost.
Critters (1986)
Runtime: 01:25
A race of small, furry aliens from an asteroid prison escapes after hijacking a transport ship. They arrive in a farming town on Earth and plan an attack on the locals.
Critters 2 - The Main Course (1988)
Runtime: 01:25
A batch of unhatched critter eggs are mistaken for Easter eggs by the country-folk inhabitants of Grover's Bend and soon the flesh-eating furballs from out of space are on a rampage again.
Critters 3 (1991)
Runtime: 01:24
An urban family return home to their apartment building unknowingly carrying tiny fur aliens in their van. Once in the building, these critters start to reproduce and eat the tenants of the building.
Critters 4 (1992)
Runtime: 01:34
Charlie gets locked in a capsule with the critter eggs and is lost in space. He is rescued by a wreckage collector team who open the box and the tiny furred aliens launch their attack.
Curse of the Pink Panties (2007)
Runtime: 01:17
After neutralizing the original curse, a jewel smuggler (Danilo Mancinelli) musters his courage to uncover those responsible for the curse and stop the supernatural torment of women. Got this for the novelty of having found an awful film. I'll probably never watch it.
Cutie Honey (2004)
Runtime: 01:33
Boobs directed by Hideki Anno (the Evangelion guy).
Darkman (1990)
Dave Made A Maze (2017)
Runtime: 01:21
Dave makes a maze, and his friends get lost in there or something. Willy D suggestion.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Day of the Dead (1985)
Runtime: 01:40
Trapped in a missile silo, a small team of scientists, civilians and trigger-happy soldiers battle desperately to ensure the survival of the human race, but tension inside the base is reaching breaking-point, and the zombies are gathering outside.
Dead Alive (1992)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Genre: Comedy/Noir
Runtime: 01:28
Film noir parody with a detective played by Steve Martin uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Dead Ringers (1988)
Genre: Cronenburg
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Film about how women love to look pretty and hate each other.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Deck The Halls (2006)
Deep Dark (2015)
Deerskin (2019)
Runtime: 01:16
A foreign film about a guy who becomes obsessed with being the only guy in the world to own a deerskin jacket.
Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
Demon City Shinjuku (1988)
Demonlover (2002)
Runtime: 02:01
Film about gangsters battling over the international distribution rights for a hentai film. I think gangsters, not sure.
Der Fan (1982)
Runtime: 01:29
Simone worships a pop singer until he tells her that he does not love her. She feels a murderous rage that threatens to overcome them both.
Dick Tracy (1990)
Die Hard (1988)
Runtime: 02:12
Every contrarian's favourite Christmas movie.
Directors Cut (2016)
Django Unchained (2012)
Doctor Sleep (2019)
Sequel to The Shining, that is not a lot like The Shining, and a bit like season 3 of Twin Peaks.
Dogtooth (2009)
Runtime: 01:36
A controlling, manipulative father locks his three adult offspring in a state of perpetual childhood by keeping them prisoner within the sprawling family compound.
Dolemite Is My Name (2019)
Runtime: 01:58
A biopic about the delusional director of a load of famously crappy blacksploitation films.
Double Indemnity (1944)
Runtime: 01:47
This movie features an insurance salesman, who is plotting to murder his client.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Genre: Horror/Dark comedy
Runtime: 01:38
When loan officer Christine Brown refuses an old lady an extension on her loan, the lady places a curse of the Lamia upon Christine. Once cursed, Christine's life is turned into a living nightmare.
Dredd (2012)
Drinking Buddies (2013)
Runtime: 01:30
A chance weekend getaway makes two co-workers realise how much they mean to each other. This realisation, however, may spell doom for their current relationships.
Drunken Master (1978)
Du Levande (2007)
Runtime: 01:29
In the Swedish city of Lethe, people from different walks of life take part in a series of short, deadpan vignettes that rush past.
Duck Soup (1933)
Runtime: 01:08
When the nation of Freedonia becomes insolvent, Rufus T. Firefly becomes the new president. To take advantage, the neighbouring nation Sylvania sends two spies to Freedonia to overthrow Rufus.
Dune (1984)
Runtime: 02:16
David Lynch Sci Fi
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Runtime: 01:48
A stupid looking film.
Durak (The Fool) (2014)
Ed Wood (1994)

Rating: ★★★★★
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
One of Burton's only good films about a fake boy with scissors for hands.
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Runtime: 01:35
The people of Prosperity, a mining town in Arizona, find themselves battling gigantic spiders after a barrel containing toxic waste is accidentally released into a reservoir.
Ekstase (1933)
Runtime: 01:28
Silent pre-code film featuring perhaps the first non-pornographic movie to portray sexual intercourse and female orgasm
Elvira Mistress of the Dark (1988)
Runtime: 01:36
The horror-movie hostess turns a puritanical community on its ear when she arrives in town to claim her inheritance.
Embryo (1976)
Runtime: 01:43
A doctor (Rock Hudson) bypasses nature with growth hormones, producing a 22-year-old (Barbara Carrera) who becomes his lover.
Emotion (1966)
Runtime: 00:39
Emotion, stylized on-screen as Émotion, is a 1966 Japanese experimental short film directed by Nobuhiko Obayashi. It stars Emi Tabata as Emi, a young woman who travels from a seaside village to a city, where she meets another girl named Sari and encounters a vampire.
Enemy (2013)
Runtime: 01:30
Adam, a college professor, spots an actor in a movie who looks exactly like him. Adam tracks down his doppelganger and starts living his life secretly, which gives birth to a complex situation.
Enter The Void (2009)
Runtime: 02:41
This psychedelic tour of life after death is seen entirely from the point of view of Oscar (Nathaniel Brown), a young American drug dealer and addict living in Tokyo with his prostitute sister, Linda (Paz de la Huerta).
Eraserhead (1977)
Escaflowne The Movie (2000)
Runtime: 01:36
Nowhere near as good as the anime. It's nice they got the original series dub cast back at least.
Evangelion 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)
Runtime: 01:41
Neon Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)
Runtime: 01:52
Neon Neon Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Evangelion 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)
Runtime: 01:35
Neon Neon Neon Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Evangelion 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021)
Runtime: 02:35
Neon Neon Neon Neon Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Event Horizon (1997)
Evil Dead (2013)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Evil Dead Trap (1988)
Runtime: 01:39
A talk-show hostess (Miyuki Ono) and her crew investigate when she receives a graphic snuff video.
Evils Of The Night (1985)
Runtime: 01:25
Teenage campers discover that aliens in need of human blood are behind a rash of recent disappearances.
Ex Machina (2015)
Excision (2012)
Exitus Interruptus (2006)
Runtime: 01:33
I dunno what this is? Might get rid of it.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Runtime: 02:39
After Dr. Bill Hartford's wife, Alice, admits to having sexual fantasies about a man she met, Bill becomes obsessed with having a sexual encounter. He discovers an underground sexual group and attends one of their meetings -- and quickly discovers that he is in over his head.
Falling Down (1993)
Fanny And Alexander (1982)
Runtime: 03:09
During the early twentieth century, Fanny and Alexander are the children of the Ekdahl family in a Swedish town. They are living a peaceful life until their father Mr. Oscar dies.
Fantastic Planet (1973)
Far From Heaven (2002)
Runtime: 01:47
A family is turned upside down when both husband and wife are faced with choices that not only create a gossip mill for the entire community but also change their entire lives forever.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Runtime: 01:58
Raoul is a journalist who along with his lawyer head to Las Vegas to cover the mint 400 motorcycle race. Soon pleasure overtakes work and they indulge in a variety of recreational drugs.
Rating: ★★★★★
Feeding Frenzy (2010)
Runtime: 01:27
Stupid low budget comedy horror by the Red Letter Media guys.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Felix The Cat - The Movie (1988)
Female Trouble (1974)
Runtime: 01:37
A John Waters film starring Devine, so it's probably gross, but maybe not as gross as Pink Flamingos?
Fido (2006)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Runtime: 01:45
A big expensive nothing.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Fireworks (1997)
Fish Story (2009)

Rating: ★★★★★
Flesh Gordon (1974)
It's like Flash Gordon, but fleshier.
Flight of the Navigator (1986)
Flower (2017)
Runtime: 01:33
Stupid coming of age film where the protag loves giving blowjobs, and essentially gets away with murder. Absolutely stupid film. Obviously written by a man.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
Force Majeure (2014)
Runtime: 01:59
A man's selfish reaction to the danger posed by an avalanche causes cracks in his marriage and relationships with his children. There's a remake with Will Ferrell that looks shit. Always watch the original.
Frances Ha (2012)
Frankenhooker (1990)
Freaked (1993)
Runtime: 01:19
A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist.
Freddys Dead - The Final Nightmare (1991)
Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter (1984)
The first good Friday the 13th film.
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
Friday
Runtime: 01:35
The third installment in the surprisingly dull Friday the 13th series. A great film if you are a yo-yo enthusiast.
Fright Night (1985)
Runtime: 01:46
When a teenager tells people that his next-door neighbour is a vampire, nobody believes him. Therefore, he requests the assistance of Peter Vincent, a has-been horror film actor, to solve this crisis.
Fritz the Cat (1972)
Frozen (2013)
Fruitvale Station (2013)
Runtime: 01:25
The story of Oscar Grant III, a 22-year-old Bay Area resident, who crosses paths with friends, enemies, family, and strangers on the last day of 2008.
Funny Games (1997)
Runtime: 01:48
A film about how it's your fault that terrible things happen in horror movies.
G.B.F. (2013)
Runtime: 01:32
A closeted gay teen (Paul Iacono) wants to join the popular gals' clique, but his scheme backfires when his best friend (Michael J. Willett) is forced out of the closet instead.
Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Runtime: 01:18
The crew of a rescue spaceship encounters a gigantic pyramid-like structure and soon their worst fears turn into reality. The pyramid is believed to be the cause of their predicament.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Gattaca (1997)
Gemini (1999)
Runtime: 01:23
A successful doctor, Yukio's picture perfect life is gradually wrecked, and taken over by his avenging twin brother, who bumps off his family members one by one and reclaims his lover who is now Yukio's wife.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
Ghajini (2008)
Runtime: 03:05
A tycoon, suffering from acute short-term memory loss, cannot remember anything beyond fifteen minutes. With a bunch of polaroids and tattoos on his body, he sets out to find his lover's killer.
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
Ghost World (2001)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger Snaps 2 - Unleashed (2004)
Ginger Snaps Back꞉ The Beginning (2004)
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Runtime: 01:32
A man tries to renovate a dilapidated house for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.
Godzilla (1954)
Godzilla (1954) (with commentary)
Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
Gone Girl (2014)
Runtime: 02:29
Nick Dunne discovers that the entire media focus has shifted on him when his wife, Amy Dunne, mysteriously disappears on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Runtime: 02:06
Will Hunting, a genius in mathematics, solves all the difficult mathematical problems. When he faces an emotional crisis, he takes help from psychiatrist Dr Sean Maguireto, who helps him recover.
Goodfellas (1990)
Runtime: 02:25
Young Henry Hill, with his friends Jimmy and Tommy, begins the climb from being a petty criminal to a gangster on the mean streets of New York.
Green Room (2015)
Runtime: 01:35
A punk rock band becomes trapped in a secluded venue after finding a scene of violence. For what they saw, the band themselves become targets of violence from a gang of white power skinheads who want to eliminate all evidence of the crime.
Gremlins (1984)
Gremlins 2 The New Batch (1990)
Grumpy Cats Worst Christmas Ever (2014)
Runtime: 01:25
A curmudgeonly kitty (Aubrey Plaza) helps a little girl find the spirit and charm of Christmas, in a holiday adventure.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Guest House Paradiso (1999)
Gummo (1997)
Guyver - The Dark Hero (1994)
Runtime: 01:35
A year has passed since he defeated the Cronos Corporation, but Sean Barker (David Hayter) continues to struggle with his ability to call upon the powers of the Guyver, a suit of armor developed by aliens, when he must face evil.
Hairspray (1988)
Runtime: 01:31
Hairspray is a 1988 American comedy film written and directed by John Waters
Halloween III - Season of The Witch (1982)
Runtime: 01:38
Hospital emergency room Dr. Daniel Challis and Ellie Grimbridge, the daughter of a murder victim, uncover a terrible plot by small-town mask maker, a madman who's planning a Halloween mass murder utilizing an ancient Celtic ritual.
Hana and Alice (2004)
Happiness (1998)
Runtime: 02:19
Happiness is a 1998 American black comedy-drama film written and directed by Todd Solondz, that portrays the lives of three sisters, their families, and those around them.
Rating: ★★★★★
Happiness (2007)
Runtime: 02:03
Got this by mistake when I was looking for Happiness (1998).
Hard Boiled (1992)
Harvey (1950)
Runtime: 01:44
Film about a guy who's friends with a giant invisible rabbit.
Heathers (1988)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Heavy Metal (1981)
Heist (2001)
Runtime: 01:48
Joe Moore, a professional thief, gives up his lifestyle after a security surveillance tape captures his identity. However, when he and his partners are bankrupt, they decide to go on one last heist.
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Runtime: 01:26
When a nuclear holocaust renders most of mankind sterile, a drifter is recruited for a very special assignment.
Hell Night (1981)
Runtime: 01:41
Fraternity and sorority pledges (Linda Blair, Vincent Van Patten, Peter Barton) spend the night in a mansion haunted by victims of a family massacre.
Hellraiser (1987)
Runtime: 01:33
A couple moves to an old house to find the man's brother and the wife's former lover who has turned into an ugly beast. He now bids the woman to bring him human sacrifices to help him be whole again.
Helter Skelter (2012)
Runtime: 02:06
Top star Lilico undergoes multiple cosmetic surgeries to her entire body. As her surgeries show side effect, Lilico makes the lives of those around her miserable as she tries to deal with her career and her personal problems.
Her (2013)
Runtime: 02:05
Theodore Twombly, an introverted writer, buys an Artificial Intelligence system to help him write. However, when he finds out about the AI's ability to learn and adapt, he falls in love with it.
High Fidelity (2000)
Runtime: 01:53
Rob is a thirty-year-old record store owner who is trying to understand why he is always unlucky in relationships. He attempts to reconcile his relationship with Laura, who recently dumped him.
Hoffa (1992)
Runtime: 02:20
Dramatized biography of the infamous American union boss Jimmy Hoffa, following four decades of his life, from his rise as head of the Teamsters Union to the scandal that led to his downfall. His subsequent disappearance was allegedly arranged by the Mafia.
Homeward Bound (1993)
House (1977)
Genre: Horror/Comedy
Runtime: 01:27
My favourite film.
Rating: ★★★★★★
House (1986)
Genre: Horror/Comedy(?)
Runtime: 01:32
Stupid film. Nice effects, very dumb story.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
House 2: The Second Story (1987)
Runtime: 01:28
While it is officially a sequel to the 1986 film House, House II does not involve the storyline and characters from the first film, and is a new supernatural comedy, with a tone even lighter than the original film.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Runtime: 01:39
Stupid, unfunny film. Seems like the people making it didn't give a shit.
Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆
Humanoids From The Deep (1980)
Runtime: 01:19
A fisherman and a scientist fight back when loathsome mossy sea monsters from the depths of the ocean assault women.
I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK (2006)
Runtime: 01:47
Young-goon works in a maddening dead-end job making transistor radios. Flipping, she insists she is a cyborg and that she only needs to lick batteries for sustenance. She is sent to a psychiatric ward where she is befriended by schizophrenic kleptomaniac Il-Sun.
Ikiru (1952)
Runtime: 02:22
Mr. Watanabe suddenly finds that he has terminal cancer. He vows to make his final days meaningful. His attempts to communicate his anguish to his son and daughter-in-law lead only to heartbreak. Finally, inspired by an unselfish co-worker, he turns his efforts to bringing happiness to others by building a playground in a dreary slum neighborhood.
Illusionist (2010)
In Bruges (2008)
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Indie Game The Movie (2012)
Ingrid Goes West (2017)
Runtime: 01:38
Obsessed with the seemingly-perfect life of a social media influencer, Taylor, Ingrid moves to Los Angeles and tries everything to get into her good books.
Inherent Vice (2014)
Runtime: 02:28
Doc, a private investigator, is visited by his former flame who suspects the wife of her current beau is plotting to institutionalise him. Doc takes on the case hoping to solve it.
Inland Empire (2006)
Runtime: 02:59
Runtime: 02:59
Directed by David Lynch.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
Runtime: 01:20
Older film about aliens that snatch bodies.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Runtime: 01:55
Old film about aliens that snatch bodies.
Irreversible (2002)
Runtime: 01:33
A woman's lover and her former boyfriend take justice into their own hands after she becomes the victim of a rapist.
Ishtar (1987)
It Follows (2014)
Runtime: 01:43
People are getting followed by somthing.
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963)
Runtime: 03:17
A group of greedy people participate in an adventurous journey through the countryside in search of a buried treasure.
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) (Colorised version)
Runtime: 02:10
I get that it's sacreligious, but I like the colourised version.
Rating: ★★★★★
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
Runtime: 01:54
Red Letter Media convinced me at some point that this might be interesting, but every time I remember it I think "who was this for?"
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Runtime: 01:54
A postal worker is haunted by flashbacks to his earlier marriage, his torturous days of duty during the Vietnam war and his now-dead son. A big inspiration for Silent Hill.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)
Runtime: 01:27
It's just more Jason.
Jean De Florette (1986)
Runtime: 02:01
Jean de Florette is a 1986 period drama film directed by Claude Berri, based on a novel by Marcel Pagnol. It is followed by Manon des Sources. The film takes place in rural Provence, where two local farmers plot to trick a newcomer out of his newly inherited property.
Jennifer's Body (2009) (Unrated)
Runtime: 01:47
Jennifer becomes possessed and turns into a succubus after she is sacrificed to Satan. When her best friend Anita learns about it, she has to stop Jennifer before she attacks her lover Chip.
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Runtime: 01:46
A conflict arises between Jesus and Judas after Judas stands against Jesus's growing popularity about being called the Son of God.
Jigoku (1960)
Runtime: 01:38
A bunch of Japanese people act like assholes, and then die.
Jingle All The Way (1996)(Extended)
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 01:42
Joe is diagnosed with an incurable disease, he quits his dehumanizing job and wishes to live like a king, die like a man- but for that, he must jump into a live volcano to appease the volcano god.
Joe's Apartment (1996)
Runtime: 01:19
Joe a penniless guy straight out of an Iowa college moves to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches.
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Runtime: 01:48
Hitler Youth cadet Jojo Betzler firmly believes in the ideals of Nazism manifested by his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler. However, his foundations are shaken when he finds a Jewish girl in his house.
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)
Runtime: 01:22
A fussy asparagus makes his way across deserts and seas to deliver a message from God to a sinful city.
Kaboom (2010)
Kamen Rider - The First (2005)
Kamen Rider ZO (1993)
Sort of a film with some cool costumes and effects.
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
Killer Bean Forever (2009)
Runtime: 01:25
Top-notch assassin Killer Bean is called upon to clean-up the mess when things go bad. With Detective Cromwell stuck between him and the head of a mob, Killer Bean learns that he is the next target. It's about coffee beans.
Kingpin (1996)
Kings of Power 4 Billion % (2008)
Koushoku Ichidai Otoko (The Sensualist) (1991)
Runtime: 00:54
The Sensualist is a Japanese adult animated historical drama film based on part of the 17th century novel of the same name by Ihara Saikaku.
Krampus (2015)
Genre: Christmas/Horror
Runtime: 01:37
Krampus!!
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Runtime: 01:39
An aspiring gangster pretends to be part of a notorious gang and tries to terrorise a neighbourhood. However, unknown to him, three martial arts experts live there and are ready to take him down.
L'urlo - The Howl (1968)
Runtime: 01:32
A runaway bride and an eccentric vagrant embark on a surreal journey in a twisted world reflecting 60s pop culture, sex, and politics.
La Haine (1995)
Runtime: 01:37
After a youth is tortured by the police, a riot explodes on the streets of Paris. Vinz, Said and Hubert find a gun lost by the police in the riots and threaten to kill a cop if their friend dies.
Labyrinth (1986)
Lady Bird (2017)
Runtime: 01:34
Christine Lady Bird McPherson, a teenage girl faces a lot of ups and downs in her relationships during her senior year in high school.
Ladybugs (1992)
Runtime: 01:29
To climb the corporate ladder to success, a guy agrees to coach the all girl soccer team with the help of a secret weapon: his fiancee's son.
Land of the Dead (2005)
Larry The Cable Guy - Health Inspector (2006)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Le Samourai (1967)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Runtime: 01:48
Ben Sanderson, a screenwriter who lost everything because of alcoholism, moves to Las Vegas to drink himself to death. There, he meets Sera, a prostitute, and moves in with her.
Legend (1985)
Runtime: 01:53
Darkness (Tim Curry) seeks to create eternal night by destroying the last of the unicorns. Jack (Tom Cruise) and his friends do everything possible to save the world and Princess Lili (Mia Sara) from the hands of Darkness. Enter a world of unicorns, magic swamps, dwarfs and rainbows.
Leon the Professional (Extended) (1994)
Runtime: 02:12
When 12-year-old Mathilda's family is killed, her neighbour Leon, who is a professional assassin, reluctantly takes her under his wing and teaches her the secrets of his trade.
Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Lifeforce (1985)
Runtime: 01:56
A alien goes out sucking and fucking, with evil intent.
Like the Clouds, Like the Wind (1990)
Runtime: 01:19
A simple, energetic girl from the Chinese countryside leaves home in hopes of becoming one of the emperor's wives.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Lilya 4-Ever (2002)
Runtime: 01:44
Sixteen-year-old Lilja and her only friend, the young boy Volodja, live in Russia, fantasizing about a better life. One day, Lilja falls in love with Andrej, who is going to Sweden, and invites Lilja to come along and start a new life.
Little Women (1949)
Live Nude Girls Unite (2000)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:17
"Live Nude Girls Unite!" is a fierce and funny first person documentary about a group of strippers who win the only union of exotic dancers in the United States.
Logan's Run (1976)
Runtime: 01:58
In the year 2274, young residents enjoy an idyllic, hedonistic lifestyle within the protective confines of a domed city. The general belief is that when each person turns 30, they are reincarnated for another blissful life cycle.
Long Good Friday (1980)
Runtime: 01:49
In the late 1970s, a gangster trying to become a legitimate property mogul, has big plans to get the American Mafia to bankroll his transformation of a derelict area of London. However, a series of bombings targets his empire on the very weekend the Americans are in town.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Lord of War (2005)
Lost Boys (1987)
Lost Highway (1997)
Runtime: 02:14
From this inventory of imagery, Lynch fashions two separate but intersecting stories.
Love (2015)
Runtime: 02:09
Murphy, an American living in Paris, enters an emotionally charged relationship with Electra, who happens to be unstable. To spice up their relationship, they invite a third partner, their neighbour.
Lucas (1986)
Runtime: 01:39
A socially inept fourteen-year-old experiences heartbreak for the first time when his two best friends - Cappie, an older-brother figure, and Maggie, the new girl with whom he is in love - fall for each other.
Mac and Me (1988)
Mad Max - Fury Road (2015)
Runtime: 02:00
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in search for her homeland with the aid of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshiper, and a drifter named Max.
Mad Max - Fury Road (2015) [Black and Chrome Edition]
Runtime: 02:00
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in search for her homeland with the aid of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshiper, and a drifter named Max.
Mad Monster Party (1967)
Mandy (2018)
Runtime: 02:01
Red Miller sets out to settle scores with a deranged hippie cult when they disrupt his peaceful life, wreaking havoc in his haven and kidnapping his wife, Mandy Bloom.
Mansfield 66/67 (2017)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:25
An examination of the last two year's of movie star Jayne Mansfield's life include an alleged romantic dalliance with Anton LaVey, head of the Church of Satan.
Marriage Story (2019)
Runtime: 02:16
A stage director and his actor wife struggle through a gruelling, coast-to-coast divorce that pushes them to their personal and creative extremes.
Martin (1977)
Runtime: 01:34
A young man, who believes himself to be a vampire, goes to live with his elderly and hostile cousin in a small Pennsylvania town where he tries to redeem his blood-craving urges.
Mary and Max (2009)
Runtime: 01:32
A long-distance friendship blossoms between two unlikely people, an eight-year-old lonely girl and a forty-four-year-old morbidly obese man, through letters.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Matilda (1996)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
May (2002)
Runtime: 01:33
A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Mean Girls (2004)
Meet Dave (2008)
Meet the Applegates (1990)
Runtime: 01:29
Satirising the American way of life, a family of giant Brazilian rainforest insects disguise themselves as humans and move to suburban small-town Iowa in order to destroy a nuclear power plant.
Megamind (2010)
Memento (2000)
Memories of Murder (2003)
Genre: Korean
Runtime: 02:11
A big-city detective helps two inept small-town cops investigate a serial killer.
Men & Chicken (2015)
Runtime: 01:44
Mads Mikkelsen has relations with a chicken.
Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (1983)
Runtime: 02:03
I dunno. It has David Bowie and Takeshi Kitano in it. I wanna see it.
Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis (2001)
Runtime: 01:47
Shunsaku, a private investigator, and his nephew Kenichi discover a sinister plan which threatens humanity while apprehending a mad scientist accused of human trafficking.
Rating: ★★★★★
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Runtime: 01:53
Joe, a newbie, struggles to survive on the streets of New York City, along with the resilient outcast Ratso Rizzo. Gradually, the unusual pair evolves from devious business partners to best friends.
Midsommar (2019)
Runtime: 02:27
Dani's psychological trauma affects her relationship with Christian, her lover. However, when they visit their friend's ancestral commune in an effort to mend things, it changes their lives forever.
Minions (2015)
Miracle On 34th Street (1994)
Modern Times (1936)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Runtime: 02:03
A glamorous yet lonely star Joan Crawford takes in two orphans, and at first their unconventional family seems happy. But then it isn't so much happy.
Mona Lisa (1986)
Runtime: 01:43
Crime film with Bob Hoskins, who I love so much.
Monkey Shines (1988)
Runtime: 01:53
A quadriplegic man has a trained monkey help him with his paralysis, until the little monkey begins to develop feelings, and rage, against its new master.
Monkeybone (2000)
Monos (2019)
Runtime: 01:43
On a faraway mountaintop, eight teenaged guerillas with guns watch over a hostage and a conscripted milk cow. Playing games and initiating cult-like rituals, the children run amok in the jungle and disaster strikes when the hostage tries to escape.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Mr Vampire (1985)
Mulholland Dr
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Runtime: 01:59
Vinny, an inexperienced lawyer, steps in to defend his cousin Billy and his friend Stan in his first ever trial after they are accused of murdering a convenience store owner.
Rating: ★★★★☆
My Favorite Martian (1999)
My Friend Dahmer (2017)
My Neighbor Totoro (Streamline dub) (1988)
My Neighbours The Yamadas (1999)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie (1996)
Naissance des Pieuvres (2007)
Genre: Horny/French
Runtime: 01:23
Set during a sultry summer in a French suburb, Marie is desperate to join the local pool's synchronized swimming team, but is her interest solely for the sake of sport or for a chance to get close to Floriane, the bad girl of the team?
Naked Fear (2007)
Runtime: 01:43
I suspect this is a fall from grace for the director of one of my favourite films.
Naked Lunch (1991)
Nanami - The Inferno of First Love (1968)
Runtime: 01:48
The feelings between a young Japanese couple deepen as they get to know each other.
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Runtime: 02:02
Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis are two young, attractive serial killers who become tabloid-TV darlings, thanks to a sensationalistic press led by Robert Downey Jr.
Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind (1984)
Near Dark (1987)
Genre: Vampire western
Runtime: 01:34
Neo Tokyo [Manie-Manie] (1987)
Runtime: 00:49
Neo Tokyo, also titled Manie-Manie on its title card, is a 1987 anime science fiction anthology film produced by Project Team Argos and Madhouse
Neon Genesis Evangelion Death & Rebirth (1997)
Night Of The Comet (1984)
Runtime: 01:35
Brilliant zombie apocalypse film starring two fun female leads.
Rating: ★★★★★
Night of the Living Dead; Reanimated (2009)
Night on the Galactic Railroad (1985)
Runtime: 01:47
Night on the Galactic Railroad is a 1985 Japanese anime film directed by Gisaburo Sugii, based on the 1927 fantasy novel of the same name by Kenji Miyazawa.
Nightcrawler (2014)
Runtime: 01:58
Louis Bloom, a petty thief, realises that he can make money by capturing photographs of crime scenes and starts resorting to extreme tactics to get them.
Nil by Mouth (1997)
Runtime: 02:03
A rough, short-tempered patriarch of a working-class family sees his life and the relationships around him slowly unravel.
Nomadland (2020)
Runtime: 01:47
A woman in her sixties who, after losing everything in the Great Recession, embarks on a journey through the American West, living as a van-dwelling modern-day nomad.
Norwegian Wood (2010)
Runtime: 02:08
Curious to watch this, as I've read the book, but I suspect that means I won't like the film as much. I think it's about people being sad and having sex maybe. I forget.
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Runtime: 01:33
Someone let Dan Aykroyd, who is batshit mad, make a film, and this is the result.
Nuts! (2016)
Documentary about a quack doctor who was transplanting goat testicles into people to make them more verile.
O Brother Where Art Thou (2000)
Runtime: 01:47
I don't need to know anything besides this is a Coen brother's film.
Ocean Waves (1993)
Runtime: 01:12
I don't need to know anything besides this is a Ghibli studio film.
Office Space (1999)
Once Bitten (1985)
One Cut Of The Dead (2017)
Only God Forgives (2013)
Runtime: 01:29
Julian, a drug smuggler, is forced by his mother to avenge his brother, Billy's death. His quest leads him to Lieutenant Chang, who is involved in Billy's murder.
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
Runtime: 02:03
Artistic, sophisticated and centuries old, two vampire lovers (Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston) ponder their ultimate place in modern society.
Outlanders (1986)
Overlord (2018)
Runtime: 01:50
Nazi zombies.
Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)
Runtime: 01:04
After Stan and Ollie's friend Eddie gets killed in the trenches of France, they try to search for his parents and hand over his baby girl to them.
Paddington (2014)
Paddington 2 (2017)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Paper Moon (1973)
Paprika (2006)
Parasite (2019)
Party 7 (2000)
Runtime: 01:44
Two voyeurs watch a Japanese gangster (Masatoshi Nagase) and his bizarre guests in a hotel room.
Patema Inverted (2014)
Runtime: Too long
Stupid, stupid anime. Absolute bollocks.
Peepli Live (2010)
Genre: Bollywood
Runtime: 01:50
Natha decides to commit suicide to get the farmers' compensation. However, the media and politicians learn about his intentions and descend on their village to capture the rare event.
Performance (1970)
Runtime: 01:45
A violent gangster seeks refuge from the mob in the Bohemian home of a former rock star. Weird British crap from the 70s, where anything went and it was all plastic.
Phantasm (1979)
Runtime: 01:28
A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber, known only as the Tall Man, who employs a lethal arsenal of unearthly weapons.
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
Runtime: 01:31
A disfigured composer sells his soul for the woman he loves so that she will perform his music. However, an evil record tycoon betrays him and steals his music to open his rock palace, The Paradise.
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Pixels (2015)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Runtime: 01:32
Neal needs to reach home for Thanksgiving, which requires the humourous use of planes and trains, as well as automobiles.
Playtime (1967)
Pleasantville (1998)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Possession (1981)
Possessor [Uncut] (2020)
Pretty Baby (1978)
Primer (2004)
Prince Of Darkness (1987)
While cleaning the basement in his church, Father Loomis comes across a canister filled with a volatile green substance. With help from Professor Birack, he realises that the liquid is Satan's spirit.
Promising Young Woman (2020)
Runtime: 01:53
#MeToo the horror film.
Prospect (2018)
Runtime: 01:39
A man and his teenage daughter encounter nonstop danger while searching for valuable gems on an alien moon. I don't remember where I got this? Sounds interesting.
Psycho Goreman (2020)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Runtime: 01:35
A frustrated Barry Egan calls a phone-sex line to curb his loneliness. Little does he know that he will land in huge trouble and will also jeopardise his relationship with Lena.
Queen Margot (1994)
Runtime: 02:38
Young Queen Margot finds herself trapped in an arranged marriage amidst a religious war between Catholics and Protestants. She hopes to escape with a new lover, but finds herself imprisoned by her powerful and ruthless family.
Queen of Earth (2015)
Genre: Psychological horror
Runtime: 01:29
Tensions rise when an emotionally fragile woman spends one week with her best friend.
Rajio no Jikan [Welcome Back, Mr McDonald] (1997)
Rambling Rose (1991)
Runtime: 01:47
A young woman (Larua Dern of David Lynch fame) who exudes sexuality battles temptation.
Rango (2011)
Rare Exports (2010)
Rashomon (1950)
Runtime: 01:28
The rape of a bride and the murder of her samurai husband are recalled from the perspectives of a bandit, the bride, the samurai's ghost and a woodcutter.
Rat Film (2016)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:22
Filmmaker Theo Anthony looks at the rat and the people who love them or kill them to explore the history of Baltimore.
Raw (2016)
Runtime: 01:38
A tedious vegan learns that they like raw meat, and so obviously starts eating people.
Re-Animator (1985)
Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
Runtime: 01:33
Crappy sequel to one of my favourite movies, that has some fun parts.
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Return of the Living Dead 4 - Necropolis (2005)
Runtime: 01:28
This looks like utter dogshit, but it's a sequel to one of my favourite movies, so I have it. Will likely never watch it.
Return of the Living Dead 5 - Rave from the Grave (2005)
Runtime: 01:31
This looks like utter dogshit, but it's a sequel to one of my favourite movies, so I have it. Will likely never watch it.
Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988)
Return to Oz (1985)
Runtime: 01:49
Wizard of Oz sequel from back when they'd let you scare the shit out of children.
Ringing Bell (1978)
Runtime: 00:46
Ringing Bell is a 1978 Japanese anime adventure-drama feature film adaption of the storybook of the same name written by Takashi Yanase, the creator of Anpanman.
Ringu (1998)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Road House (1989)
Runtime: 01:54
A legendary bouncer comes to restore order at a notorious bar but runs afoul of a ruthless crime boss who controls the town. The stage is set for an action-packed showdown.
Road to Perdition (2002)
Runtime: 01:52
An assassin is on the run after his son witnesses a murder committed by his boss. He is torn between being loyal to his boss and saving his own child.
RoboCop (1987)
Runtime: 01:42
Film about a cop who becomes robo.
RoboCop (2014)
Runtime: 01:57
Remake of Robocop.
Robot & Frank (2012)
Runtime: 01:29
An ageing jewel thief is gifted a robot by his son. He is reluctant to accept it at first, but he soon realises that the robot can help him commit burglaries.
Robot Carnival (1987)
Rock and Rule (1983)
Romeo And Juliet (1968)
Runtime: 02:18
Some culture, why not?
Roujin Z (1991)
Rover Dangerfield (1991)
Runtime: 01:13
A show dog from Las Vegas gets ditched in the sticks after his owner's boyfriend throws him out of the house. The carefree canine gets a taste of the rough life and ends up working on a farm.
Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnêamise (1987)
Runtime: 01:59
A fantasy anime about political tensions, and the first rapist in space.
Rubber (2010)
Runtime: 01:22
A car tyre comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert.
Run Lola Run (1998)
Runtime: 01:15
German film with very frenetic editing. Feels very early 2000s.
Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
Runtime: 01:25
A disaffected magazine intern (Aubrey Plaza) befriends an unusual guy (Mark Duplass), who is looking for a partner to accompany him on a trip back through time.
Sailor Suit and Machine Gun (1981)
Runtime: 01:51
Sailor Suit and Machine Gun is a 1981 Japanese yakuza film directed by Shinji Sōmai, starring Japanese idol Hiroko Yakushimaru. She plays a school girl who becomes the head of a mafia clan or something.
Saint☆Young Men (2013)
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
Runtime: 01:51
👀
Salon Kitty (1976)
Runtime: 02:13
Prostitutes in a World War II brothel spy on the customers for a Nazi commandant (Helmut Berger).
Samurai Cat (2014 )
Runtime: 01:39
Kyutaro, a famous swordsman, is hired by a dog-loving gang to kill their feline-loving rival's beloved cat. When he sees the cute kitty, he cannot kill it and becomes a cat lover, angering both gangs.
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town (1970)
Genre: Christmas
Rankin Bass cartoon narrated by Fred Astaire.
Sarah's Key (2010)
Runtime: 01:50
An account of research by a journalist into a shameful incident in French history intertwines with a story of a 10-year-old Jewish girl from that time period.
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island.
Secretary (2002)
Runtime: 01:51
It's like 50 Shades of Grey, but shorter and good.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Seeking a Friend For The End of The World (2012)
Genre: Romantic uncomedy
Runtime: 01:41
Miserable.
Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆
Serial Mom (1994)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Shin Godzilla (2016)
Shiva Baby (2021)
Runtime: 01:17
While at a Jewish funeral service with her parents, a college student has an awkward encounter with her sugar daddy and her ex-girlfriend.
Shortbus (2006)
Sicario (2015)
Silent Hill (2006)
Silverado (1985)
Skinner (1993)
Runtime: 01:28
A man roams the streets at night looking for victims to skin, while being followed by a junkie he mutilated who is now looking for revenge. Starring our friends Ted Raimi and Ricki Lake.
Smala Sussie (2003)
Genre: Swedish/Comedy/Crime
Runtime: 01:36
A young man returns to his hometown to look for his missing sister.
Snoopy, Come Home (1972)
So Undercover (2012)
Runtime: 01:33
Legally Blonde, but with Miley Cyrus.
Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆
Society (1989)
Solaris (1971)
Runtime: 02:46
Russian sci-fi about a planet that's alive or something.
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Song of the Sea (2014)
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie (1996)
Runtime: 00:53
The OG Sonic movie. Strange, isn't it?
Soylent Green (1973)
Space Cop (2016)
Spaceballs (1987)
Spider Lilies (2007)
Genre: Taiwanese lesbian drama
Runtime: 01:36
A web-cam girl (Rainie Yang) becomes fascinated and perhaps obsessed with a tattoo artist and her lily tattoo.
Spider-Man Into The Spider-Verse (2018)
Splice (2009)
Runtime: 01:43
Two scientists continue to carry out a controversial experiment involving hybrids, despite being asked to discontinue it. They eventually splice the human DNA and end up creating a dangerous creature.
Spring Breakers (2012)
Runtime: 01:33
Four college girls hold up a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation. While partying, drinking, and taking drugs, they are arrested, only to be bailed out by a drug and arms dealer.
Stalker (1979)
Runtime: 02:41
Some Russians have to travel through a weird sci-fi zone for a long time.
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Runtime: 01:50
The second Star Trek Next Generation film.
Star Trek Generations (1994)
Runtime: 01:57
The first Star Trek Next Generation film.
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Runtime: 01:43
The third Star Trek Next Generation film.
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Runtime: 01:56
The forth Star Trek Next Generation film.
Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace (1999)
Starman (1984)
Runtime: 01:54
About a guy who comes from space (not Elton John).
Starship Troopers (1997)
Stay Tuned (1992)
Runtime: 01:28
A husband and wife are sucked into a hellish television set and have to survive a gauntlet of twisted versions of shows they find themselves in.
Strange Brew (1983)
Submarine (2010)
Runtime: 01:36
Oliver (Craig Roberts) is a Welsh teen who has some things on his mind. First is losing his virginity before his 16th birthday. Written and directed by Mos from IT Crowd.
Summer Time Machine Blues (2005)
Runtime: 01:47
Summer Time Machine Blues is a 2005 Japanese film directed by Katsuyuki Motohiro. The film stars Eita as a member of a university science-fiction club, and Juri Ueno and Yoko Maki as part of the neighboring photography club.
Super (2010)
Super Mario Bros (1993)
Runtime: 01:44
My favourite film when I was a kid, that is cyberpunk fun, but kind of rubbish.
Super Mario Bros (1993) (The Morton Jankel Cut Extended VHS)
Runtime: 02:04
Extended edition of a bad film. It might be better?
Survive Style 5+ (2004)
Runtime: 01:59
Survive Style 5+ is a 2004 Japanese film directed by Gen Sekiguchi and produced by Hiroyuki Taniguchi. It stars Tadanobu Asano, Kyōko Koizumi, Reika Hashimoto, Jai West, Sonny Chiba and Vinnie Jones.
Suspiria (1977)
Runtime: 01:39
Suzy (Jessica Harper) travels to Germany to attend ballet school, but it turns all spooky.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Suspiria (2018)
Runtime: 02:26
Young American dancer Susie Bannion arrives in 1970s Berlin to audition for the world-renowned Helena Markos Dance Co. When she vaults to the role of lead dancer, the woman she replaces breaks down and accuses the company's female directors of witchcraft.
Sweet Movie (1974)
Runtime: 01:37
Eurotrash/Canadian sex comedy.
Swiss Army Man (2016)
Runtime: 01:37
Hank gets stranded on an island and decides to end his life. However, he notices a body at the shore and goes to investigate. Eventually, he befriends the dead body and the two embark on an adventure.
Rating: ★★★★★
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005)
Runtime: 01:55
Lee Geum-ja (Lee Young-ae) has spent the last 13 years in prison for a murder she didn't commit. She's fantasized about getting revenge on the various people who wronged her. After her release, she teams up with a group of eccentric friends she made while behind bars and sets out to clear her name and find the daughter she was forced to leave behind.
Synecdoche New York (2008)

Rating: ★★★★☆
Tampopo (1985)
Runtime: 01:54
Two Japanese milk-truck drivers (Tsutomu Yamazaki, Ken Watanabe) help a restaurant owner (Nobuko Miyamoto) learn how to cook great noodles.
Rating: ★★★★★
Tangled (2010)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Tenacious D In the Pick of Destiny (2006)
Runtime: 01:34
It's a film about Tenacious D - I expect it will be funny, but not great.
Tenebrae (1982)
Genre: Giallo
Runtime: 01:41
An author realises that his life is in danger when he learns a serial killer is stalking him and murdering each person associated with his latest work.
Tere Bin Laden (2010)
Runtime: 01:34
Ali, a reporter, is frustrated after his US visa gets rejected repeatedly. He stumbles upon a lookalike of the dreaded Osama Bin Laden and releases a video on the internet, creating widespread havoc.
Terminator 2 (1991)
Tetsuo - The Bullet Man (2009)
The Addams Family (1991)
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)
The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
Runtime: 01:26
The Adventures of Mark Twain (released in the United Kingdom as Comet Quest) is a 1985 American stop motion claymation fantasy film directed by Will Vinton and starring James Whitmore. Famous for the clip of them meeting a creepy guy named Satan.
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
The Ages Of Lulu (1990)
Runtime: 01:40
An insatiable woman (Francesca Neri) engages in perverse sex after tiring of her husband (Óscar Ladoire).
The Aimed School (1981)
Runtime: 01:29
A film where the subtitles are so fucked I can't enjoy it.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
The Apartment (1960)
Some shmuck makes a little money on the side letting his boss bring floozies back to his apartment. One of Anna's favourite films.
The Assistant (2019)
Runtime: 01:27
A searing look at a day in the life of an assistant to a powerful executive. As Jane follows her daily routine, she grows increasingly aware of the insidious abuse that threatens every aspect of her position.
The Belko Experiment (2016)
The Big Sick (2017)
Runtime: 02:00
Pakistan-born comedian Kumail Nanjiani and grad student Emily Gardner fall in love but struggle as their cultures clash. When Emily contracts a mysterious illness, Kumail finds himself forced to face her feisty parents, his family's expectations, and his true feelings.
The Bird With the Crystal Plumage (1970)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
Runtime: 01:20
Taran and his friends embark on an adventurous journey to find the black cauldron that has the power to create a giant army of unstoppable soldiers. However, they must face the evil Horned King.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)
Runtime: 01:34
The Blackcoat's Daughter is a 2015 Canadian-American supernatural psychological horror film written and directed by Osgood Perkins.
The Blob (1988)
The Borrowers (1997)
The Boys From Brazil (1978)
Runtime: 02:04
Dr. Josef Mengele clones Hitler 95 times, and hopes to raise the resulting boys in Brazil, giving them childhoods identical to Hitler's.
The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
The Bride with White Hair (1993)
The Bride with White Hair 2 (1993)
Runtime: 01:20
Sequel to 'The Bride with White Hair', released in the same year, so you know it's good.
The 'Burbs (1989)
Runtime: 01:41
An overstressed suburbanite and his neighbors are convinced that the new family on the block are part of a murderous Satanic cult.
The Calamari Wrestler (2004)
The Cat - Two Eyes That See Death (2011)
The Cat (1992)
The Cat Returns (2002)
The Celebration (1998)
Runtime: 01:40
AKA. 'Festen'. A family celebrates the birthday of their patriarch, and then his two kids are like "uh, we don't think he's so great because he molested us."
The Comedy (2012)
The Comic Strip presents... Mr Jolly Lives Next Door (1988)
The Cooler (2003)
Runtime: 01:37
A casino employee is smitten with a cocktail waitress, thereby angering his boss. Simultaneously, the employee endeavours to destroy the luck of victorious gamblers.
The Craft (1996)
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
The Damned (1969)
Runtime: 02:36
The rise of Nazism in the 1930s is set against the turbulent lives of a wealthy family of munitions manufacturers in this sprawling realist epic.
The Danish Girl (2015)
Runtime: 01:59
Artist Gerda Wegener asks her husband Einar to pose as a female model for a painting. Things take an unexpected turn when this act triggers Einar to reignite his suppressed identification.
The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
Genre: Wes Anderson film
Runtime: 01:31
The Dark Crystal (1982)
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 01:44
Centerville, an ordinary and peaceful town, starts experiencing a zombie apocalypse and the townspeople are at a loss as to what to do.
The Death Of Dick Long (2019)
Runtime: 01:40
Some dudes drop their friend off at a hospital, and drive away. Things snowball from there. Don't google this, just trust me that it's good.
Rating: ★★★★★
The Death of Stalin (2018)
Runtime: 01:46
When tyrannical dictator Joseph Stalin dies in 1953, his parasitic cronies square off in a frantic power struggle to become the next Soviet leader.
The Diary Of A Teenage Girl (2015)
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010)
Runtime: 02:41
I don't understand why this anime was popular.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆
The Dreamers (2003)
Runtime: 01:49
When majority of the students participated in the Paris revolution, Theo and his sister Isabelle felt content at their grand house. However, things change when both adopt a Californian student.
The End of Evangelion (1997)
The Evil Dead (1981)
The Exorcist (1973)
The Exorcist III (1990)
Runtime: 01:49
An apparently underrated 'Exorcist' sequel. Recommended by Red Letter Media.
The Exquisite Corpse Project (2013)
The External World (2011)
The Fantastic Four: The Movie (Unreleased/1994)
Runtime: 01:31
An unreleased Fantastic Four film by Roger Corman. It was made on a shoe-string budget, purely to fulfil a contractual obligation, but is apparenly not bad.
The Florida Project (2017)
Runtime: 01:51
Set in the shadow of the most magical place on Earth, 6-year-old Moonee and her two best friends forge their own adventures, while Moonee's struggling mom and a kindhearted motel manager protect the kids from the harsh reality that surrounds them.
The Fly (1986)
The Fly II (1989)
Runtime: 01:44
Sequel to the remake of 'The Fly', with less Goldblum, and more goo.
The Gate (1987)
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (Toki O Kakeru Shojo) (1983)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Runtime: 02:38
You used to see multiple copies of the book of this in every good will. Maybe the movie is good?
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
Runtime: 01:17
A drama, starring Sasha Grey, set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work.
The Good Dinosaur (2015)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Extended) (1966)
Runtime: 02:58
Probably not watching this until I can find the un-extended version.
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
The Greasy Strangler (2016)
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 01:33
Film about a serial killer and his son trying to woo a lady, or something. Director has done other good stuff.
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Runtime: 01:14
When Hiram, a toymaker, is kidnapped, Basil, a detective, takes up the case as he realises the kidnapper is none other his nemesis, Professor Ratigan.
The Green Mile (1999)
The Handmaiden (2016)
The Hangover (2009)
Runtime: 01:35
I grow less interested in watching this over time. I'm sure it's fine.
The Haunting (1963)
The Holy Mountain (1973)
The Holy Mountain (Uncut)(1973)
The Host (2006)
The Ice Pirates (1984)
Runtime: 01:33
This is not recommended by Red Letter Media. They say it's bad.
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)
Runtime: 01:20
Old film about a man who shrinks, incredibly.
The Irishman (2019)
Runtime: 03:29
In the 1950s, truck driver Frank Sheeran gets involved with Russell Bufalino and his Pennsylvania crime family.
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
The Kid Detective (2020)
The Killer (1989)
Runtime: 01:47
Jeffrey, a hitman, faces the ultimate betrayal from his employer when he decides to retire after one last job. He then joins forces with Inspector Lee to confront the gangsters who're out to kill him.
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
The Lawnmower Man (1992)
Runtime: 01:48
I think it's about a man with learning difficulties who takes over the internet or something? Lots of early 90's CGI.
The Lego Movie (2014)
The Lemon Drop Kid (1951)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:31
A Bob Hope Christmas film.
The Life of David Gale (2003)
Runtime: 02:10
Professor David, who is against capital punishment, finds himself convicted in a similar case. In order to prove his innocence, Bloom, a journalist, decides to investigate his case.
The Lion King 3 - Hakuna Matata (2004)
The Lords of Salem (2012)
Runtime: 01:41
Bad film that apparently has good visuals.
The Love Witch (2016)
The Loved Ones (2009)
Australian horror film about a girl kidnapping her prom date.
The Lovers On The Bridge (1991)
Runtime: 02:06
A homeless addict (Denis Lavant) and a young painter (Juliette Binoche) with failing eyesight forge a bond on the streets of Paris.
The Lure (2015)
Runtime: 01:32
The Lure is a 2015 Polish horror musical film directed by Agnieszka Smoczyńska. It tells of two mermaids who emerge from the waters and perform in a nightclub. How the Hell did I find this? Sounds fun.
The Machine Girl (2008)
Runtime: 01:36
Ami loses her brother to yakuza bullies then her arm when she seeks retribution. Two mechanics take pity on her and create a new limb out of a machine gun.
The Master (2012)
Runtime: 02:17
Freddie, a World War II veteran, is unable to deal with the post-war society. However, when he comes across a religious movement known as The Cause, he finds solace in it.
The Messenger (2009)
The Mist (2007)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
The Muppets (2011)
The Murder Case of Hana and Alice (2015)
Runtime: 01:38
The Case of Hana & Alice is a Japanese rotoscoped youth drama film written and directed by Shunji Iwai. It is the prequel to Iwai's 2004 live-action film, Hana and Alice.
The Myth of the American Sleepover (2010)
Runtime: 01:32
Four young people search for love and adventure on the last weekend of the summer before a new school year starts.
The Neon Demon (2016)
The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988)
Runtime: 01:41
Fantasy adventure with the precocious Pippi Longstocking, who falls off her father's pirate ship and washes up in a small coastal town in Florida. Before long she is influencing the local children with her mischief-making and infectious attitude.
The Night Before (1988)
Runtime: 01:30
Dunno, but I like another film by the same director.
The Night Porter (1974)
Genre: Italian/Horny
Runtime: 01:58
A former concentration camp guard finds his past life catches up with him as he attempts to protect himself and Lucia.
The One (2001)
Runtime: 01:27
A police officer sets out to kill all versions of himself in a parallel universe in a bid to gain immortality.
The Overnight (2015)
Runtime: 01:18
The Overnight is a 2015 American sex comedy film written and directed by Patrick Brice. A seemingly innocent invitation to dinner turns into a night of seduction and temptation when two couples get together for an evening.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
The Polar Express (2004)
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
The Prince Of Egypt (1998)
Runtime: 01:39
Two brothers named Moses and Rameses grow up to be the best of friends. However, when one of them becomes a ruler and the other chooses to live for the people, their friendship turns bitter.
The Prowler (1981)
Runtime: 01:28
A crazed World War II veteran gets revenge on his ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend, then stalks teens 35 years later.
The Punk Singer (2013)
Genre: Documentary
Runtime: 01:21
The Punk Singer is a 2013 documentary film about feminist singer Kathleen Hanna who fronted the bands Bikini Kill and Le Tigre, and who was a central figure in the riot grrrl movement.
The Purple Rose Of Cairo (1985)
The Rabbis Cat (Le Chat du Rabbin) (2011)
Runtime: 01:30
A rabbi's cat swallows the family parrot and learns how to speak. Later, he starts questioning his master's religion and expresses his desire to convert to Judaism.
The Raid: Redemption (2011)
Runtime: 01:41
After getting stuck inside a 15-storey safe house belonging to drug lord Tama, Rama and his team must use the little ammunition they have to take him down and survive the unofficial mission.
The Red Shoes (1948)
Runtime: 02:15
A young ballerina is torn between her art and her romance with a young composer.
The Reflecting Skin (1990)
Runtime: 01:35
In the 1950's, a young boy living with his troublesome family in rural USA fantasizes that a neighboring widow is actually a vampire, responsible for a number of disappearances in the area.
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud (1975)
Runtime: 01:47
When college professor, Peter Proud begins experiencing flashbacks of an earlier life, he's mysteriously drawn to a place he's never been to, but which seems familiar and where he soon finds his previous incarnation's wife.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
The Ritual (2017)
The Rocketeer (1991)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Runtime: 01:49
Three siblings, gifted in their own way, have experienced success but are distant from each other. Their family has to reunite when their estranged father announces he is dying.
The Running Man (1987)
Runtime: 01:40
Schwarzenegger blows his way through a corrupt, government endorsed, deadly game show.
Rating: ★★★★★
The Santa Clause (1994)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:37
If you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know, you become Santa if you put on Santa's coat.
The Secret In Their Eyes (2009)
Runtime: 02:09
Detective Ray helps Jess, his former teammate, reinvestigate the death of her daughter after he finds new clues, leading them to a more shocking truth.
The Sentinel (1977)
Runtime: 01:31
About a haunted apartment or something? Female lead.
The Shop Around The Corner (1940)
Genre: Christmas
Runtime: 01:38
Jimmy Stewart falls in love with his pen pal.
The Sparks Brothers (2021)
Runtime: 02:21
Documentary directed by Edgar Wright. A musical odyssey through five weird and wonderful decades with Ron and Russell Mael celebrating the inspiring legacy of Sparks.
The Spirit Of The Beehive (1973)
The Strange Color of Your Bodys Tears (2013)
Runtime: 01:37
When his wife disappears, a man investigates the dark and twisted trails in the halls of his apartment building. Led on a wild goose chase of cryptic messages he finds himself in a hellish nightmare with strange fantasies of sensuality and bloodshed.
The Sweatbox (2002)
The Taste of Tea/Cha No Aji (2004)
Runtime: 02:23
Surreal Japanese film.
The Terminal (2004)
The Terminator (1984)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
Runtime: 01:40
The guy who made 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' was railroaded into making a sequel, so he got nutty with it.
The Thing (1982)
The Trial (1962)
Runtime: 02:01
Supposedly George Orwell's best film.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)
Runtime: 02:52
Central Europe, 1968: A Czech doctor with an active sex life meets a woman who wants monogamy, and then the Soviet invasion further disrupts their lives.
The Untamed (2016)
Genre: Spanish/Horny
Runtime: 01:38
A couple in a troubled marriage locate a meteorite, initiating an encounter with a mysterious creature. Their lives are turned upside down by the discovery of the creature, which is a source of both pleasure and destruction.
The Vast Of Night (2020)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
The Visitor (1979)
Runtime: 01:44
A young girl with telekinetic powers becomes the center of a battle between good and evil.
The White Ribbon (2009)
The Wicker Man (1973)
The Wind Rises (2013)
The Witch (2015)
The Wizard (1989)
The Wolf House (2018)
Runtime: 01:13
A young woman takes refuge in a strange house in the woods after escaping from a German colony in southern Chile.
The Woods (2006)
Genre: Psychological horror
Runtime: 01:27
A new student at an all-girls private boarding school has been having nightmares about the woods surrounding the school. When her classmates begin disappearing, she has no choice but to investigate.
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Runtime: 02:31
Daniel Plainview is a ruthless oil prospector who goes on a relentless pursuit to become the most powerful oil tycoon. For this, he even resorts to manipulating and using his adopted son.
They Live (1988)
This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
Thoroughbreds (2017)
THX 1138 (1971)
Tickled (2016)
Time Bandits (1981)
Runtime: 01:56
Terry Gilliam rounded up a bunch of little people to make one of his wacky films.
Titus (1999)
Runtime: 02:51
Adaptation of Shakespeare's `Titus Andronicus', an epic revenge tragedy of brutal savagery based in Roman times.
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Runtime: 01:43
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar is a 1995 American road comedy film directed by Beeban Kidron and starring Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze, and John Leguizamo as three New York City drag queens who embark on a road trip. I've no idea why I have this.
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
Tokyo Zombie (2005)
Genre: Martial arts/Comedy/Zombie
Runtime: 01:43
Two underachieving warehouse employees goof off learning jujitsu instead of working. Then they run into trouble with zombies.
Rating: ★★★★★
Tom And Jerry: The Movie (1992)
Runtime: 01:22
Tom and Jerry decide they can talk, and take to trying to protect a little orphan girl instead of kill or eat each other.
Tomboy (2011)
Runtime: 01:22
The story follows a 10-year-old gender non-conforming child, Laure, who moves to a new neighborhood during the summer holiday and experiments with their gender presentation, adopting the name Mickaël.
Top Secret! (1984)
Total Recall (1990)

Rating: ★★★★☆
Trainspotting (1996)
Runtime: 01:30
Renton is a drug addict who tries to mend his ways by moving to London and starting life afresh. He, however, is pulled back into the world of addiction by his friends.
Tremors (1990)
Triple Dog (2010)
Runtime: 01:32
A group of teenage girls spend a night making dares and unravel a mysterious suicide.
Troll 2 (1990)
Tropical Inferno (1978)
Turbo (2013)
Runtime: 01:35
It's about snails that go fast, which is funny, because they usually don't go fast.
Turbo Kid (2015)
Turtles Swim Faster Than Expected (2005)
Twilight of the Cockroaches (1987)
Runtime: 01:45
Live action and animation blend in this tale of two Japanese apartment dwellers who raid a cockroach colony.
Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me [Remastered] (1992)
Two Moon Junction (1988)
Two Sisters (2003)
Runtime: 01:49
On returning home from a mental health facility, two sisters find that along with their stepmother, they have to find a way to deal with their late mother's ghost who begins to haunt them.
UHF (1989)
Runtime: 01:37
Weird Al film recommended by Red Letter Media.
Uncle Buck (1989)
Under the Silver Lake (2018)
Runtime: 02:19
Sam, a disenchanted young man, finds a mysterious woman swimming in his apartment's pool one night. The next morning, she disappears. Sam sets off across LA to find her, and along the way he uncovers a conspiracy far more bizarre.
Under the Skin (2013)
Unholy Rollers (1972)
Runtime: 01:27
A roller-derby newcomer (Claudia Jennings) soon makes enemies for refusing to play by the unwritten rules.
Uzumaki (2000)
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Vampires (1998)
Runtime: 01:47
Apparently mediocre vampire film with fun ideas.
Vicious Lips (1986)
Runtime: 01:17
This is a sci-fi musical about an all-girl group named the Vicious Lips that lands a gig at an interstellar concert event.
Videodrome (1983)
Village Of The Damned (1960)
Runtime: 01:17
Older film about a village housing the damned.
Village Of The Damned (1995)
Runtime: 01:38
Old film about a village housing the damned. Apparently not Carpenter's best.
Waking Life (2001)
Wallace and Gromit in A Close Shave (1995)
Wallace and Gromit in the Wrong Trousers (1993)
Warm Bodies (2013)
Waterboys (2001)
We Are The Best (2013)
We Are The Strange (2007)
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)
Runtime: 01:51
Kevin's mother struggles to love her strange child, despite the increasingly dangerous things he says and does as he grows up. But Kevin is just getting started, and his final act will be beyond anything anyone imagined.
Weekend at Bernies (1989)
Runtime: 01:38
Film about puppeteering a dead guy I thing.
Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)
Werckmeister Harmonies (2000)
Runtime: 02:25
A mysterious circus excites a small Hungarian town into a rebellion when a promised act doesn't perform.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
Wetlands (2013)
Runtime: 01:49
The adventures of a German girl and her filthy vagina.
When Marnie Was There (2014)
Whisper of the Heart (1995)
White God (2014)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1998)
Runtime: 01:43
Possibly the only really good animation/live action hybrid film.
Rating: ★★★★★★
Wiener-Dog (2016)
Genre: Dark comedy
Runtime: 01:28
The film follows the life of a weiner dog, and how it affects the lives of those around it. Until the film maker gets bored of that.
Wild at Heart (1990)
Runtime: 02:05
After breaking parole for self-defensive manslaughter, Sailor Ripley and his girlfriend Lula head down the highway to California while discovering hidden secrets about one another.
Withnail and I (1987)
Runtime: 01:47
Supposedly classic British film I've been looking forward to seeing.
Wizards (1977)
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
Runtime: 01:22
A local TV personality leads a team of supernatural investigators, including an exorcist, into the darkest corners of a supposedly haunted house.
Wobble Palace (2018)
Runtime: 01:25
Film starring a controversial podcaster. Heavily features people's phones screens appearing in the frame.
Wolf Children (2012)
An overlong anime that treats it's ridiculous premise really seriously. I can't tell if it's stupid or not.
Rating: ?????
Woman in the Dunes (1964)
Runtime: 02:26
An entomologist on vacation is trapped by local villagers into living with a woman whose life task is shoveling sand for them.
Worlds Greatest Dad (2009)
More like world's worst son.
Wristcutters - A Love Story (2006)
Runtime: 01:28
People who commit suicide find themselves in the same afterlife, and try to make the best of things.
Rating: ★★★★☆
Xtro (1983)
Runtime: 01:23
Weird low budget British sci-fi.
Yojimbo (1961)
You are Umasou Movie (2010)
Runtime: 01:29
Cutsie dinosaur anime.
Young and Beautiful (2013)
Genre: French/Horny
Runtime: 01:33
Isabelle, a 17-year-old student, loses her virginity during a quick holiday romance. When she returns home, she begins a secret life as a prostitute for a year.
Zeram (1991)
Runtime: 01:38
A surprisingly boring film about battling aliens on Earth.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
Zombie Ass - Toilet of The Dead (2011)
Runtime: 01:24
Anna doesn't want to watch this. Please request I stream it.
Zombie Flesh Eaters (1982)
Runtime: 01:31
Probably does what it says on the tin.